CUT! Vol. 5
We’re getting 2011 off to a belated, but FULL-TILT, BLOOD-SPATTERED BANG on 13th JANUARY with an insane, mega-gory, martial arts and monsters slugfest called ALIEN VS. NINJA.
Since CUT! was launched in August 2010, we’ve made it our mission to screen EXCLUSIVE ADVANCE PREVIEWS of some of the most horrific, arty and downright weird movies around – all accompanied by FREE BEER and with every attendee getting entered into a FREE PRIZE DRAW to win a goodie bag bulging with DVDs, plus a box of assorted BIZARRE crap we’ve found lying around the office.
The response has been nothing short of PHENOMENAL – SO JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT!
HERE ARE ALL THE JUICY DETAILS:
MOVIE: The insane, mega-gory, martial arts and monsters slugfest called ALIEN VS. NINJA (Japanese with English subtitles). This is an EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW, as the film is not officially released until February 7th 2011 – so SEE IF FIRST AT CUT!
SCREENING DATE: THURSDAY 13th JANUARY 2011
VENUE: The Horse Hospital, Colonnade, London WC1N 1JD. Nearest Tube: Russell Square. Also walking distance from Goodge Street and Holborn.
TIME: 7:30pm – 10:30pm (film starts at 8pm sharp)
ENTRY is TOTALLY FREE but STRICTLY LIMITED – BE THERE OR BE SORRY!
To get on the FREE GUEST-LIST, YOU MUST EMAIL firstname.lastname@example.org – DO NOT just click 'attending' on the CUT! Facebook page, as this WILL NOT get you into the screening.
We will email you to confirm your place on the guest-list. If for some reason you can no longer attend the event, can you please email email@example.com no later than the 11TH JANUARY and let us know, so that we can allocate your seats to other people –because we always get more guest-list requests than we can cater for.
Now that you have all the event details, here's a spoiler-free lowdown on ALIEN VS. NINJA from BILLY CHAINSAW, BIZARRE’s notorious FILM EDITOR and your CUT! HOST.
“So far at CUT! attendees have had their retinas assaulted by such unhinged delights as slavering zombies, vengeful parents, and knife-wielding psychos. This time though, while gratuitous violence, absurd splatter, and full-tilt Kung Fu action are all on the mental menu, the emphasis here is on FAST, FURIOUS, FUCKED-UP FUN – cue blokes in gunk-spurting rubber alien suits! Set many moons ago in Japan: when a bunch of ravenous extra-terrestrials crash-land in an isolated forest and immediately savage a posse of Ninja warriors, the survivors vow to take vengeance on their fallen comrades. This results in a hi-octane thrill ride of monsters, mayhem and madcap chaos – think Power Rangers on PCP – all accompanied by a pumping, techno-metal soundtrack.”
As Bizarre is giving you a night of free entertainment, on the night we'll be collecting money for THE SOPHIE LANCASTER MEMORIAL FUND (find out more at http://www.sophielancasterfoundation.com/). If you can, please give something to this good cause.
The Facebook link is: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=158955174148157&num_event_invites=0